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Thursday, November 05, 2020
Monday, May 07, 2018
One (School) Year Update
In case anyone was curious, the
"retirement process" for a substitute teacher cannot be any more straightforward.
In all my previous employment positions there were exit interviews, hand off
instructions to continuing personal, document archival, equipment return, etc.
For this job......"nothing"!
It's as simple as not sending in the required
renewal fee for a yearly credential
I did receive a couple direct
calls from a few teachers to work, only to let them know I retired. That
prompted me to drop in on the office staff of the 2-3 schools I frequented most
last year to say goodbye, receive a couple hugs and have them pass the word.
Do I miss it?...Yes a little.
I absolutely don't miss the early morning calls but I do feel nostalgic at
times about the people and, yes, even some of the kids I met over these last 13yrs.
How can you not?
Wednesday, August 02, 2017
Additional reading list with catchy titles on the subject of substitute teaching:
I will on occasion update this list of other on the subject:
Review from The Atlantic: Pity the Substitute Teacher
Review from The Atlantic: Pity the Substitute Teacher
Saturday, June 10, 2017
The End...
This is a photo of the last 5th grade classroom
I worked as I have decided to really, really retire.
There are no desks or chairs in this room
as this particular portable classroom and nine others like it are destined for
the landfill over the summer. The students will return in September to two new modern multi-story
classrooms with all the new amenities that the state requires.
There
will be parts of the job I'll miss: The teachers and staff with whom I'm on a first name
basis and even more than a few students that I recognize by sight if not by name.
And so without further ado, the
lights are off, classroom door is locked and the key returned to the school
office...
(...currently messing around on Quora answering questions about substitute teaching experiences)
(...currently messing around on Quora answering questions about substitute teaching experiences)
--The End--
...Mark, Just a Substitute Teacher
Saturday, January 07, 2017
Old Dog, Old Tricks?
I have been taking more days
off from subbing to resume playing racquetball. It's a sport I took up in my
previous life working in the computer world. Years after layoffs, people moving
out of the area and health clubs eliminating courts made it hard to continue.
Through a posting on our
NextDoor.com website, I connected with a couple of active players in my
neighborhood who were looking for new members to join their group.
I let them know that I had
been out of the game for about 10yrs. At
68, I might be a little rusty and not be much competition for them. That's when
they told me not to worry.
Rick is 70 and Don is 80!!.
Both are very good and Don is a Senior Olympics gold medalist in the sport. After
a shaky start, I'm holding my own with these guys.
We've been playing 2-3 days a
week for several months now and they are great guys to hang with. We usually play 4-5 games late morning, then
have lunch.
At lunch last Thursday, Don
is complaining that photos on his new iPhone do not seem to be as good as his
old flip phone and wants to take it back to the Apple store.
Rick has an iPhone, so he takes
a picture of me and shows Don. Don takes one of me and they compare. Sure
enough, Don's photo is a bit grainier. Rick tries to "adjust it" with
an app called FabFocus and the result is not much better.
Then Rick turns Don's phone over
and examines it closely. He then grabs a
napkin off the table, cleans the lens, takes another picture, nods his head and
hands it back to Don.
The look on Don's face is
priceless. Don is dumbfounded. He can't speak. He hasn't said a word yet but I
can almost see the Homer Simpson thought balloon "Dooh!!"
Rick and I can't help but laugh.
Rick: " Just wait till
Ann hears about this one!"
Don: "I don't think
she'll say anything. She has the same problem with hers!!"
...I really like these guys
Thursday, October 27, 2016
Don't Eat the Staples...
The assignment was for a 5th
grade class. After checking in, getting the paperwork and key, the admin lady
noted a name on the attendance list and told me: "Do not let him use
the stapler unsupervised. He tends to eat the staples".
The
teacher in the adjoining classroom repeated this warning: They think it's a
form of Pica but the
doctors are not sure. I had to look it up. It's an actual thing.
"He
has actually swallowed some so you really have to watch him. He is not allowed
to have staples or a stapler in or on his desk."
This
isn't the first time I've experienced weird things kids do. Three years ago there
was a kid inserting
a rock up his nose to see if it would fit!
As
I take roll, I take note which face and desk goes with "staple eater".
As the day progresses things go pretty much without incident. I did have to
quietly motion to him to not chew on his pencil or eraser.
I
did let slide when he switched to the arm of his sweatshirt and later to his
thumb. I was pretty sure he couldn't completely swallow either one.
Friday, August 12, 2016
Already?...
Summer vacation is almost
over and the new school starts next Wednesday, so I was surprised that my first
call for the new school year 2016-17 school came...yesterday.
We were at the movies when
the call came, so I missed it.
Had I been at home, would I
have taken it being the first day and all?
Well if I had, it might have
been an interesting blog post for day #2.
Still...5 days left to see if I'll be working day #1 or not of the new school
year.
(I checked the
system....nothing posted as of today)
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