After three weeks of holiday break, it’s time to get back to school. I got a call today to be in class Tuesday Jan/5.
Back to school joke:
One day a mother tries to wake her son up by saying: “Get up! You’re going to be late for school!” Her son says that he doesn’t want to go to school.
His mother then asks him to give two reasons for him not wanting to go to school.
Son replies: “Number one, it’s too early in the morning and number two, I don’t like school”.
The son then asks his mother for two reasons why he SHOULD go to school.
Mom replies: “Firstly because you are 52 years old and secondly you are the principal of the school.”