I will on occasion update this list of other on the subject:
Review from The Atlantic: Pity the Substitute Teacher
Wednesday, August 02, 2017
Saturday, June 10, 2017
This is a photo of the last 5th grade classroom I worked as I have decided to really, really retire.
There are no desks or chairs in this room as this particular portable classroom and nine others like it are destined for the landfill over the summer. The students will return in September to two new modern multi-story classrooms with all the new amenities that the state requires.
There will be parts of the job I'll miss: The teachers and staff with whom I'm on a first name basis and even more than a few students that I recognize by sight if not by name.
And so without further ado, the lights are off, classroom door is locked and the key returned to the school office...
...Mark, Just a Substitute Teacher
at 8:11 PM
Saturday, January 07, 2017
I have been taking more days off from subbing to resume playing racquetball. It's a sport I took up in my previous life working in the computer world. Years after layoffs, people moving out of the area and health clubs eliminating courts made it hard to continue.
Through a posting on our NextDoor.com website, I connected with a couple of active players in my neighborhood who were looking for new members to join their group.
I let them know that I had been out of the game for about 10yrs. At 68, I might be a little rusty and not be much competition for them. That's when they told me not to worry.
Rick is 70 and Don is 80!!. Both are very good and Don is a Senior Olympics gold medalist in the sport. After a shaky start, I'm holding my own with these guys.
We've been playing 2-3 days a week for several months now and they are great guys to hang with. We usually play 4-5 games late morning, then have lunch.
At lunch last Thursday, Don is complaining that photos on his new iPhone do not seem to be as good as his old flip phone and wants to take it back to the Apple store.
Rick has an iPhone, so he takes a picture of me and shows Don. Don takes one of me and they compare. Sure enough, Don's photo is a bit grainier. Rick tries to "adjust it" with an app called FabFocus and the result is not much better.
Then Rick turns Don's phone over and examines it closely. He then grabs a napkin off the table, cleans the lens, takes another picture, nods his head and hands it back to Don.
The look on Don's face is priceless. Don is dumbfounded. He can't speak. He hasn't said a word yet but I can almost see the Homer Simpson thought balloon "Dooh!!"
Rick and I can't help but laugh.
Rick: " Just wait till Ann hears about this one!"
Don: "I don't think she'll say anything. She has the same problem with hers!!"
...I really like these guys
at 4:43 PM
Thursday, October 27, 2016
The assignment was for a 5th grade class. After checking in, getting the paperwork and key, the admin lady noted a name on the attendance list and told me: "Do not let him use the stapler unsupervised. He tends to eat the staples".
The teacher in the adjoining classroom repeated this warning: They think it's a form of Pica but the doctors are not sure. I had to look it up. It's an actual thing.
"He has actually swallowed some so you really have to watch him. He is not allowed to have staples or a stapler in or on his desk."
This isn't the first time I've experienced weird things kids do. Three years ago there was a kid inserting a rock up his nose to see if it would fit!
As I take roll, I take note which face and desk goes with "staple eater". As the day progresses things go pretty much without incident. I did have to quietly motion to him to not chew on his pencil or eraser.
I did let slide when he switched to the arm of his sweatshirt and later to his thumb. I was pretty sure he couldn't completely swallow either one.
at 6:06 PM
Friday, August 12, 2016
Summer vacation is almost over and the new school starts next Wednesday, so I was surprised that my first call for the new school year 2016-17 school came...yesterday.
We were at the movies when the call came, so I missed it.
Had I been at home, would I have taken it being the first day and all?
Well if I had, it might have been an interesting blog post for day #2. Still...5 days left to see if I'll be working day #1 or not of the new school year.
(I checked the system....nothing posted as of today)
at 2:53 PM
Saturday, June 04, 2016
I'm down to last few days of my 14th year subbing and at this point I'm feeling that there isn't much that I haven't experienced...so.
Roll call and name pronunciation is usually the first bit of unintentional humor the class gets to experience with me. Yesterday's 6th grade class was no exception.
If I have the time, I scan the roll sheet before class and try to "guess" pronunciations on the names with unusual spellings.
There is one name listed that I'm pretty sure isn't pronounced as it's written and I know that if I attempt it, it might be insulting or worse so I'm not even going to try.
As I get to that name in the roll, I just stop and look up. One girl in the back is nodding her head and gesturing to continue. In fact, the whole class is intently watching to see how I'm going to pronounce this name.
Instead I ask: "Ok, I know I'm probably wrong on this one so would someone tell me how to pronounce 'I,S,Y,S,S'. I'm pretty sure it isn't pronounced the same as a terrorist group in the nightly news."
They just stare and wait so I plow ahead. "Ok, is ISIS here?"
Nodding girl: "HERE!"
It seems I'm not the first to encounter this delicate dilemma.
at 5:27 PM
Friday, April 29, 2016
"Lit Up" is the title of a book by author David Denby that someone gave me as something I might enjoy reading which as it turned out, I did.
Truth be told, English Literature was not my best subject in H.S. ...
(...French language class was my worst. The instructor graciously gave me a 'D' instead of an 'F' grade if I promised to drop her class for anything else).
Don't get me wrong, I did like to read books that interested me but not so much the "required reading list".
As a result, my summary reports assigned by the classroom instructors were poorly executed. (...The symbolism of the "Scarlet Letter" totally eluded me. I read it as a story and nothing much deeper.)
Lit Up is the account how subject of English Literature is presented at three, diversely, different high schools and how three fantastic instructors interact with students to successfully make the subject "not a drudge". Far from it.
It's a very readable and engrossing account of real students, some with some extremely real life problems, actually getting excited reading classics like: To Kill a Mockingbird, Huckleberry Finn, Scarlet Letter and The Great Gatsby to name a few.
at 12:06 PM