Overheard today in the staff lunch room from a 4th grade teacher:
“...You know J--- who sits in the desk at the front of the room near my chair?
He came in, sat down and just started laughing hysterically.
So I asked him: “What’s so funny?”
J--: “I just smelled my own fart from before!!”
I just looked at him for a moment and then picked up my chair and move it across the room.
The entire class, including J---, busted loose!