Monday and Tuesday assignments were 5th grade at different schools. Amazingly both assignment experiences were almost identical.
Both had great classes that were impressed and entertained enough with the HOMEWORK horror story that neither class had any behavior problems.
Both teachers left me incomplete lesson plans. By incomplete, I mean the book, overhead, key, manual I was to use was not anywhere to be found for the indicated activity.
“Winging it” was the order of these two days.
If last Thursdays post about the book "Thirteen Ways To Sink A Sub" was an interesting discovery, at least six of the kids in today’s class had the book titled: "101 Ways To Bug Your Teacher" by Lee Wardlaw.
They said it was sold at the school book fair and sold out in the first 20 minutes.
I reviewed the book and it does indeed have a compiled list in the back of well known tactics kids do use to irritate and infuriate the hapless lone adult at the front of the classroom. This stuff won’t work for those online school teachers. There are probably other tricks to bug people in virtual classrooms.
I don’t remember the list by the numbers, but all the classics are there. In my short career in this job I think I have experienced at least a third of the list.
And for all you pregnant teachers, the author has also penned the sequel: “101 Ways to Bug Your Parents”.