I have on occasion left the windows down in the car parked in the driveway or have forgotten to close the garage door over night without things being missing the next day.
Not so this time.
To the guy (or guys) who visited my garage sometime in the wee hours of Saturday morning to “borrow” my air compressor, rolling tool box and power tools:
Thanks for not taking either car parked in the garage. (I suppose you might have thought about it if I had left the keys on the seat.)
Thanks for not trashing the rest of the garage just for the hell of it.
Thanks for taking care to not damage either car while rolling my tool box between the cars.
Thanks for reminding me that I need to be more vigilant about locking up at night.
If you do grow out of this phase of your life and become an upstanding citizen, maybe you’ll apply for a teaching position, a job that requires a security clearance or something else that requires a background security check.
The police think they got a few good prints from a second tool box you looked into but didn’t take so maybe someday I can “thank you” in person.
I certainly hope so…