I, for one, am sick and tired of those high paid teachers. Their hefty salaries are driving up our taxes, and they only work ten months or less a year! It's time we put things in perspective and pay them for what they do....baby-sit! That's right, all they are is overpriced baby-sitters, and we can get that for less than minimum wage.
Now we're talking...Let's give them $3.00 dollars an hour and only the hours they worked, not any of that silly planning time, lunch time, nap time or "teacher work days" crap.
That would be only 5 hours each school day, or 15 dollars a day.
Each parent should pay 15 dollars a day for these teachers to baby-sit their children. Now, how many kids do these glorified baby-sitters teach in a day.... maybe 25 at the most.
Then that's $15 per day, times 25 students =$375 a day.
And what about those special teachers or the ones with fancy master's degrees?
Well, we could pay them minimum wage just to be fair. Let's round it off to $6.00 an hour.
But remember they only teach school 180 days a year! We're not going to pay them for any vacations, holidays, annual leave or such stupid crap as that.
So, let's see.... for regular teachers that's $375 x 180 days=$67,500.00 (What the heck ?!?)
And for the special degrees that would be $6 times 5 hours times 25 children times 180 days =$135,000.00 a year.
Hold on, my stupid calculator must need batteries! That can't be right! Wait a daggone minute, there is something wrong here!!!
There sure is, duuhhhhh????!!
(...Make a teacher smile, send this to him or her!)
(Note: I can't take credit for this one I received in an email...Thx, Mike!)
(Note: I can't take credit for this one I received in an email...Thx, Mike!)
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