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Dear Santa,
I’ve been mostly pretty good this year. I only screwed up once when I was sick and didn’t leave Mr. HOMEWORK a lesson plan for my class. If I promise never to do it again would you bring me the following stuff from my Christmas list? Please!
1. Four new “Dry Erase” whiteboard markers to replace the ones Mr. HOMEWORK threw away just because they didn’t work anymore.
2. One working three hole punch to replace the two busted ones that Mr. HOMEWORK almost threw in the trash.
3. One new reading center tape player or, even better, an upgrade to CD-player to replace the one that just plays “sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss….” No matter which tape you put in it.
4. One powered pencil sharpener that actually leaves a tip of exposed lead above the wood without resorting to using a whittling knife that Mr. HOMEWORK didn’t have and probably wouldn’t be allowed to bring to school anyway.
Oh, yea! I almost forgot. Would it be possible to get twenty new 1st graders? I would prefer the non-whiney, non-tattling, non-sticky models if at all possible.
Thanks a bunch big guy!
Yours truly,
Ms. H--- (Grade 1)
3 comments:
I have two words for you: golf pencils.
The holidays are looming.
"..I have two words for you: golf pencils."
This is the equivalent of what the average kid is using after the sharpener is done.
Exactly.
Did you know that by beating the pencil, some kids can break the lead inside so that the pencil will never sharpen? I never realized how much of the school day is wasted with pencil sharpening.
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