It’s back to Kindergarten today.
I finally realized why I have a sore neck and headache after doing Kinders.
They are short! The Disney dwarf sized chairs and tables aren’t made for us 200LB’ers with bad backs.
Most of the day is spend looking down at the cute little kids! It’s really rough on the neck and shoulders.
So I make it to the end of the day with some 5-10 minutes left before dismissal and the plan calls for reading a book. Finally some quite time for the throbbing headache.
The first book I take out, the kids moan saying they already read it. It’s the same for the second and third book selection. Finally, they seemed to respond to a book titled “Seven Monsters On The Bed”.
I realized that they had snookered me when after the first page; they all began singing/shouting the story at the top of their little lungs.
This story is actually the modified version of the same story known as “Ten Little Monkeys Jumping on a Bed...”
I stopped after the first page but they continued with increased volume as each monster fell off to the beat of my pounding headache.
Next time they get “War and Peace”...Chapter One.