I kinda knew that commenting on “fluff lessons” these last few days of the school year was gonna come back and get me.
Karma struck in a 6th grade assignment. The lesson plan called for teaching “American Haiku” imagery to thirty 6th graders who had already mentally checked out for the year.
Not that I’m all well prepared to teach Haiku, because I’m not. All I know about the subject is what I read in the teacher’s edition text some 20min before class.
Three 5-syllable, 7-syllable, 5-syllable lines of imagery describing a scene, feeling or thought. This was to be followed by an art project representing the students’ Haiku poem.
What I got in return were mostly variations on the theme:
I don’t like Haiku,
It’s really boring to do.
Can’t wait until two… (Dismissal time)
At least it was 5-7-5 syllables in three lines.
I didn’t even attempt the “art” project part. Instead went out to join extended P.E. with all the other 6th grade classes for the rest of the day.